One comment I hear more than most when I tell non-poker players how much I play online is ‘how can you read your opponents when you can’t see their faces?’ Well, I can see the faces of the people asking this question and can read that many of them think I’m mad. What they mean to say is, ‘I’m already sceptical how you can continue to make regular money playing poker, but to rely on a format where you can’t even see your opponents must be crazy!
At this point somebody who plays a little poker will often jump into the conversation, often to defend me, and the subtext of my alleged insanity, to say that I can still win online by relying on the maths of poker. There is some truth in this. The process of successfully playing the odds in your favour can still be achieved to a reasonable extent online without the aid of physical tells. Simply knowing the value of certain hands in certain positions will give you a fighting chance. But reading opponents online is still important and can still be done. One example of this is borne out by a player type I call the clueless plunger.
The clueless plunger is a player who will throw every single one of his chips in during the early stages of a tournament when the blinds are insignificant and barely worth winning. A dramatic example of this, and not that unusual, is the push of about 1500 chips (or whatever you start with) to win 30 in blinds. How can that ever be sensible? The simple answer is that it can’t. If the plunger has a weak hand to any extent then his play resembles the antics of a buffoon. Equally, if he has a hand that you would genuinely consider playing for all your chips pre-flop i.e. AA or KK, then he has wasted a golden opportunity.
In other words, whatever two cards the clueless plunger was holding I have my information on the sort of player he is and have a read on him for the future. In contrast a couple of the other players at the table may be reluctant to draw conclusions on the plunger if they never saw the cards he was holding. Their thinking might be along the lines that he’s probably a loose cannon but that they will reserve judgement until they see his cards in a showdown. This is perfectly sensible but the reluctance to draw conclusions could be costly.
For example, if the clueless plunger continues to make this clumsy all-in move repeatedly, then you must immediately decide how you will play him. It may be impossible to wait for more information if he charges in again on the next hand while you lie in wait in the big blind with J-J. You can’t fold in this spot just because you haven’t seen his cards up to this point. J-J is not a hand you would typically want to be calling an all-in with at the start of a tournament but these are exceptional circumstances. The plunger is playing like a lunatic; impatient, incompetent, drunk or quite possibly all three. It’s only a matter of who will knock him out first and receive the ‘free chips’ at the table.
Now I do realise that this caricature of bad play doesn’t require world class levels of reading ability! But it does go to show that you don’t need a sweaty face in front of you to glean information. In this example you don’t even need to see any cards, let alone a physical tell. Even the mathematics goes out the window when confronted with a borderline call against a madman. At this point instinct takes over and this will be shaped by squeezing all the information possible out of certain situations and learning from experience.
Simon Ballou writes for Oddschecker Poker