If not seeing your opponent’s face and body language is seen as the major disadvantage of online poker then there are other benefits to it that the live game can’t offer up. One of the best things about the internet option is the capacity to build up a database of notes on every person you’ve ever played. In a live card room you can only rely on memory, as scribbling down an array of notes would be seen as inappropriate at best. For one thing, constantly reaching for your pen would kind of draw attention to the fact that something has grabbed your interest. The art of subtle observation would be lost, but this isn’t a concern in the privacy of your own home, in front of a laptop. I make player notes constantly, with a facility provided by every major site, and yet it amazes me that so many people don’t seem to bother.
Ideally, I want to have some sort of comment on every player I’ve ever played. This can seem pointless if they have drifted along without doing anything remotely ‘noteworthy’, but that in itself can be useful information to have. If I play somebody for and hour and they do everything by the book then I will classify them as ‘textbook’, ‘ok’ or ‘solid’. It’s nothing groundbreaking, but with this status I will give them a certain level of credit and make certain assumptions until I see something that tells me to think otherwise. This way if I play the same individual again two weeks later and he goes all-in on the first hand I can probably assume he has a good hand. The rationale would be that if he hasn’t made an adventurous move or a bluff in the previous hour of play with me then he is unlikely to be doing so now. But had I left this same player’s notes blank following the previous encounter it’s likely that I simply wouldn’t remember ever playing him. Consequently, I might be far more suspicious and liable to judge him on the merits of this one hand only. I would rather base a big decision on whatever experience I can draw upon.
Of course the easiest players to make notes on are the loosest ones, as they are giving out the most information. In an average 10-seat SNG the people who are playing the most hands early on, with the widest range of start cards will stand out. As a general rule if you keep playing any two high cards to a raise at a full table tournament, you will get yourself into trouble eventually. So for example, a player who keeps entering pots, particularly out of position with the likes of A-10, will probably get noted down by me as ‘loose dodgy’. And to be honest I don’t even need to see their cards to draw conclusions 90% of the time. To be blunt, the vast majority of highly active players in the early stages of SNGs are on borrowed time.
But as the SNG advances so too does the criteria I look for, from a note-taking perspective. As we reach the ‘bubble’ period of the game I want to know how the different players react. The classic good practice in these events is to accelerate as the blinds rise and opponents drop out. If a rival does this well then I want ‘good aggression bubble,’ down in writing. If a player takes this approach to a ridiculous extreme then I want to remember that they start plunging with any two cards, far too much. These people are infuriating as they knock me out with trash hands a seemingly disproportionate amount of the time, but I guess that’s why they do it! Nonetheless I will be enlightened for our next meeting and know that I need to defend my big blind with a wider range of cards against these ‘bubble maniacs’. That way I should get my chips in ahead with the likes of A-3… even if I still get beaten by 10-3o. At such times the scholarly notes do tend to have the odd expletive creep in to the text. But that’s ok, these words are for my eyes only and getting down some angry thoughts can be quite therapeutic and preferable to going on tilt.
Then there are the tight players who just get tighter when things get crucial. Suffice to say, these are among my favourite opponents and my notes on them are likely to say something like ‘tight, weak, brilliant.’ I know that these are the guys who will unwittingly encourage me to attack their blinds. But the best player of all in a SNG will have the phrase ‘decelerates’ next to his name. This is the character who plays loosely early on and gives your big hands a great chance of pay-off and double-up. He then crumbles and weakens at the exact time when loose aggression becomes more appropriate. Perfect! But inscribers beware. Contrary to popular belief it is possible for even this chip donator to learn the error of his ways and play better. Rarely the notes have to be updated with that terrible word: ‘improving.’
Simon Ballou writes for Oddschecker Poker